Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017

Someone who does nothing fun... EVER. Someone who would rather hang out with his mom on a Friday night, when all his other "friends" are out clubbin' or something cool.
"Friend": Hey, wanna go clubbin with all of us cool people?!
Randy(Inaction man example): No thanks, I think I'm gonna hang out with my mother tonight... like everynight.
"Friend": Kcya
Randy(Inaction man example): No thanks, I think I'm gonna hang out with my mother tonight... like everynight.
"Friend": Kcya
by Big D Boi Holla Back (im a gangsta) March 14, 2005

A person you are in a relationship but you do not have sex with. Either both by choice or one no longer seeks sexual activity from the other but still considers them a partner.
by Reese's Piece June 21, 2020

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "
"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."
"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."
by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018

For you it's child murder. That's the price. I'm going to murder a- Hey let me know if the hallucination fix works- I'm going to murder a child. I'll find one. I'll get a gun. Won't even have to buy. I'll have a car within a year. You are trying to make my life something I will not allow it to be and I can defer my suffering to someone else at any time. Their life will be a tragedy because AND ONLY BECAUSE you tried to do it to me.
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

If you ask a lazy slob what they do for a living their reply is usually “ I’m economically inactive“
by Lord of Bramhall December 13, 2024

by Project.Ricky April 27, 2020
