insignificant other

Someone you are casually dating, while seeing others on the side. This person is almost always someone you would never consider dating exclusively, but, you keep around as a backup plan for free Saturday nights.

Maria: Oo, the new guy in Calculus is cute!

Virginia: Wait, I thought you and James were dating?

Maria: No, no, we're just insignificant others.

by Madelaine August 31, 2008

insignificant other

Friend with benefits.

Sophie: Are you and Brian officially a couple?
Nadia: No, we just hook up occasionally. He's my insignificant other.

by Flanhoodles April 16, 2008

Mr. Insignificant

The very last guy to get picked in a pro sports draft

no example for mr. insignificant

by djhflskhflasjhlfkahsldkj August 1, 2007

Insignificant Other

If your SO is annoying, ungrateful, and overall an useless person, you call them your Insignificant Other.

"My boyfriend does not do any chores. He is my Insignificant Other."
"Shut up Carla, I only said I won't wash your undergarments"

by PseudoWarrior07 January 12, 2022

Insignificant other

Someone you are casually dating, while seeing others on the side. This person is almost always someone you would never consider dating exclusively, but, you keep around as a backup plan for free Saturday nights.

Maria: Oo, the new guy in Calculus is cute!

Virginia: Wait, I thought you and James were dating?

Maria: No, no, we're just insignificant others.

by Madelaine July 11, 2006

PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL

something you say to somebody when they can't find the answer to a painfully simple problem.

gee man, I cant seem to find the answer to this math problem!
<Its 1+1>
YOU PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL!!!! THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY 3!!!!

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Insignificant funds

Money that’s too unimportant or worth considering. Such as not having any money at all.

I have insignificant funds in my bank account.

by Midnight2000 July 5, 2024