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To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".
"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."
by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023
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It means make your convo wet so when u dip a cookie in milk it get all wet and soggy also most so make your convo like that
by Yanna333 May 20, 2018
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When you shit after jacking off on the toilet, versus shitting before jacking off.
I’ve had a really rough day at work and I ate a lot of Taco Bell, I’m gonna put ray charles in the milk
by Sheeve6969 February 26, 2026
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An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.
Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge
by ToughTimes June 9, 2012
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Milk in the cereal bowl

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When you ejaculate into either your, or anothers bellybutton
She thought I was giving her a creampie but I pulled the ol'e milk in the cereal bowl on her.
by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019
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This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
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