shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

Dip the cookie in the milk

It means make your convo wet so when u dip a cookie in milk it get all wet and soggy also most so make your convo like that

This is so dry dip the cookie in the milk

by Yanna333 May 20, 2018

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed

The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

by Shawn Gold June 17, 2022

Put Ray Charles in the milk

When you shit after jacking off on the toilet, versus shitting before jacking off.

I’ve had a really rough day at work and I ate a lot of Taco Bell, I’m gonna put ray charles in the milk

by Sheeve6969 February 26, 2026

No milk in the fridge

An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.

Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge

by ToughTimes June 9, 2012

Milk in the cereal bowl

When you ejaculate into either your, or anothers bellybutton

She thought I was giving her a creampie but I pulled the ol'e milk in the cereal bowl on her.

by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018