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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
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fart in my last pound of flour

Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.
Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.
by robbos4 August 31, 2008
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I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!
by kingofspin March 12, 2020
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Last In Line

a decent metalcore band from acton/marynard massachusetts that thinks they're good because they played with Hollywood Undead.
"Hey, did you hear that Last In Line played with HU?"
"Yeah, they're not good"
by himynameis123 August 25, 2011
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last in line for the gang bang

Originating from the title of a song by Boston psychopath/frontman GG Allin that was, in fact, actually about being last in line for a gang bang. The term is somewhat uncommon, but occasionally used by people in the New England hardcore and punk scenes, where it refers to someone who is late to a trend (or late to drop it), unaware of big news or changes, or generally clueless. It can be used against oneself or a friend in a comically self-depricating fashion, or against someone as an insult.
"What? You guys are gonna meet at O'Malley's in fifteen minutes? Fuck, I had no idea... I'm always last in line for the gang bang."

"No one told you that the show was cancelled? Shit, dude, you're always last in line for the gang bang, I swear."

"Of course you're still wearing a Papa Roach shirt. You're always last in line for the gang bang, you retard."
by don_tardo January 1, 2007
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Last in a lifetime

An rare experience that will inevitably lead to death, but is worthy of experiencing nevertheless.
I will be going to Bali this weekend even though there will be a volcanic eruption. It’s a last in a lifetime experience.
by PerZah December 1, 2017
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Last in a Flask

Game similar to ookie cookie or soggy waffle. Men sit around a flask and masturbate and as they ejaculate into the flask, the last person to cum must drink everything in the flask.
Bro, I'm not going to be last in a flask tonight!!
by Big Dick Bieber July 21, 2011
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