Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny 

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

Dino b

Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny by october8th February 11, 2019

im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

im not gay bro by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 19, 2021

im not gay!! it just funny. 

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

im not gay!! it just funny. by dan250islame March 14, 2024

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price

Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

im not gay but $20 is $20 by coolwill December 18, 2024

No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis 

Used when your saying your not gay.

Bob:"fuck you!"
you:"No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis"

No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis by Richardpazmino February 1, 2009

I'm not gay seat 

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

I'm not gay seat by Grethe January 19, 2007

i'm not gay but

Something gay people say.

"I'm not gay but I really want to suck dick."

i'm not gay but by LordBolton October 28, 2013