illuminati

Something everyone screams when theres a triangle.

*sees triangle in geometry class*
Yells: ILLUMINATI!

by LolMeowMeowMeowKuutra October 17, 2014

illuminati flip

When you put an address into your GPS and then your phone starts flipping around and having a seizure.

Bro I just put the address in Waze and it did the Illuminati flip and kept spazzing!

by Russiancancer3000 December 31, 2018

illuminati

a cult that smokes weed,360 no scopes noobs and worships a dorito with a eye

im a part of the illuminati

by a potatoman June 12, 2018

Illuminati

An ancient, disbanded organization that people claim to be behind an ongoing conspiracy. What people claim that they are behind today is something that they were actually against back when they existed. Many people believe that the Illuminati is represented by a triangle with an eye in the center, known as the all-seeing eye. Conspiracy theories are sometimes tied to this eye, but their real symbol is actually an owl.

PlayStation 4? Xbox 1? 4-1=3? A triangle is 3 sides. What do the owners of both the companies have? Eyes. Triangle? Eyes? SONY AND MICROSOFT ARE ILLUMINATI!!!!!

by AreialInferno December 13, 2014

Illuminaughty

{adjective} when she's a good girl but is bad for you.

I thought shorty was all innocent and sh*t, but she's illuminaughty.

by chinkymotherfucker November 11, 2016

Illuminati

Historically known as the Bavarian Illuminati. An enlightenment era secret society that started on May the 1st 1776 in Ingolstadt at The Electorate of Bavaria holy roman empire by a law professor named Johann Adam Weishaupt. They were a political secret society not a group of scientists as Dan Brown fangirls claim since they don't do their actual research.

Fangirl of Dan Brown: I'm educated on the Illuminati conspiracy because I've read a book written by my favourite author Danny boy the pide piper.
Historical Skeptic: uhhhh no the Illuminati are a Bavarian secret society founded by a law Professor named Johann Adam Weishaupt on May Day 1776 at the University of Ingolstadt.

by Zak Mann Esoteric Knowlegist May 4, 2019

illuminati confirmed

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.

Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.

by Wolfscent July 27, 2016