ironess

a woman that has significant body odor, i.e. smelling like iron

A: "went on a date with this tinder chick, turned out she was a total ironess"

B: "EUCH!"

by herschel goldbergstein August 9, 2020

body ironed

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.

I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.

by chelimama April 21, 2010

iProne

Another name for the Apple iPhone. A mobile device that can play games, music, movies, tv shows, and be used as a phone, email client, and web browser. Its especially good at displaying porn with its large screen and full web browsing capability while on the go.

Dude, can you pull up some elephant cock with your iProne?

by jsplifer March 2, 2008

ironeno

Emo! PEw PEW had no life likes men and eats cardboard for a living!

Ironeno was walking around office then BOOM JSPREECH NAILED HIS HEAD TO THE WALL WITH A M4!

by jspreech March 7, 2008

Ironed

The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.

"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."

by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008

nine ironed

blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed

Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.

I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.

by JustQ September 29, 2012

Ironess

The name given by default to the god of ironing out those horrible looking wrinkles and creases in your clothing!

The ironess removed the clothing from the eternal pool of washing to straighten the clothes with her gracious iron

by Rokket October 3, 2009