Cruz-ifixion

To fap using a phone, preferably to incest porn, and get caught by hitting a social media sharing button.

Steve: Do you know why Mike isn't coming to the party?
Dave: Dude, he committed Cruz-ifixion and now he doesn't want to be in public.

by wontgetfined69 September 13, 2017

IFBIT

A minecraft competitive team. Currently Tier 5 in the Bridges Competitive team. This team consists of Gayworth, FuckFTW, Mole, Candy 1 and 2, and a bunch of other hoes.

Do you play minecraft competitively? I play on IFBIT!

by Hdksndjdkxod May 27, 2017

IFIID

I'd Fuck If I'm Drunk. A girl that is normally cute, but needs the extra push of alcohol to be considered as fuck material.

Guy 1: She looks pretty good tonight
Guy 2: Yeah, I don't know. Definite ifiid.

by CasualBro March 17, 2011

IFMBITS

I Finger My Bum In the Shower

Person A: "Hey what do you think of this new Bieber album?"
Person B: "IFMBITS"

by Veju December 15, 2011

ifibr

Ifibr is short for “If I’m being real” as in “if im forreal” when you’re saying something true.

nah but ifibr tho, she’s actually leng.

“this food is actually good ifibr.”

“NAHHH MAN HE F*CKING LOOKS LIKE A TWIG IFIBR LMAOO”

by isuckdildosyuh August 21, 2022

isibindi

Isibindi is a he/she that has slot of courage,never gives up and is smart handsome/beautiful. They always want to keep there friends because they think they should have the best out of there relationship you can count on isibindi to do any thing isibindi is a real ride or die.

I love isibindi that’s my bestfriend for life.

by Blushes a lot October 8, 2019

IFBIHNTDWS

It's Funny Because It Has Nothing To Do With Semen: an awkward term used to fill the silence after your dirty-minded friend makes a suggestive joke. people may start laughing, but not because you said something clever, just something stupid.

Dirty kid : "Yeah, Chase you got that stuff milk all over her shirt and face!"

Awkward kid: "IFBIHNTDWS.."

-spontaneous humiliation-

by thankgodimfresh23 April 18, 2010