iBortion

the deletion of songs from your iPod

Fuck, man. I want more songs on my iPod, so I had to perform an iBortion on some of my shitty ones.

by Snarky Foo' April 27, 2007

Idontusuallydothisitis

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

by tactash May 6, 2008

Idontgiveafuckitis

Inflammation of the fuck giving gland due to extenuating work conditions.

I can't make it to that meeting becuase I have a bad case of idontgiveafuckitis, and its contagious.

by Big Chizzles December 18, 2010

IDontGetShot

A guy who doesn't get shot. His name is Allen.

" Who is IDontGetShot? "
" Allen. "

by fatfuck393939339 April 8, 2021

IDontKnow_HowToPlay0

IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 is a pro that is pro and is cool. IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 also is hot!!!

bro IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 is pro!

by what u lookin 4 February 4, 2021

Idot

A joke used mostly by a famous Minecraft YouTuber named Skeppy and uses the word "idot" as a funny phrase to make fun of him self and others.

Shut you idot!

by EeGeOnline August 2, 2018

Imort

Having sexual tension/undergoing sexual intercourse with garden gnomes. Can be used as an insult to call someone an "Imort".

That guy is such an Imort.. He might as well be fucking inanimate garden gnomes
They Imorted with the gnomes

by Serotoninn January 3, 2021