Ice Fishing

To go diamond shopping.

Female #1: "You know my man be taking me ice fishing at the mall this weekend....don't hate!"

Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."

by Funky K Dog August 29, 2011

Ice Fishing

Finger fucking

Colby and Angela enjoy ice fishing in the public pool.

by AGrandy May 12, 2010

Ice fishing

The act of taking a fork or other utensil and fishing ice cubes to eat out of one's drink

Ardy needed a fork at the restaurant so that she could go ice fishing in her glass of water.

by gbdriver80 June 18, 2013

Ice Fishing

The act of spreading your partner's (male or woman) butthole, taking your pinky finger and digging it their butthole and pulling out a piece poop. After achieving the shit proceed to chew and swallow it.

Frank: Dude why the fuck you miss the party last night?
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...

by Alex The Master December 28, 2009

Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

Ice fishing camp

Ice Fishing camp is where men drink bourbon and shoot squirrels in shorts and flip flops in sub-zero temperatures

We told the wives we were going to ice fishing camp. I forgot my ice fishing gear at home, but I got my bourbon and shotguns.

by Bobby4x July 3, 2021

Mexican Ice Fishing

A sexual position which the partner lays on their back with their shoulders on the ground with their ankles to their ears and their partner procedes to step in between legs and insert erection or object downwards into the anal cavity. Also known as Kaa-Kaah.

I saw that girl walking bow-legged, she must have gone Mexican Ice Fishing.

by C-los Papi June 28, 2007