itchgasm

when you scratch an itchy bite and you get a really tense orgasmic feeling

i itch my leg and it feels so good i itch faster, just like sex. so we say i am having an itchgasm

by lauren made a word March 7, 2009

itchy sac

A funnier, less old-fashioned way of calling someone a "wet blanket". Used when referring to anyone who brings down the fun factor of a given situation. Said individual is as much of an annoyance as an relentlessly itchy scrotum.

"Guys, could you use your 30 cm voices? People are trying to sleep"
"Dude, why do you always have to be such an itchy sac about things? Have some fun already."

by goldsac October 20, 2008

Cashew Itch

The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.

"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"

"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."

by Myriadpersonalities January 28, 2010

itchweeed

Off-screen alter-ego of professional wrestler Jeff Hardy.

This character is rather abnormal, but nonetheless, comical.

If anyone wants to see it he has a myspace check it out.

Itchweeed quotes:

"I weed-eat like a mutha fucka boy"

"I multiply mutha fucka times 82"

"My 5th Daddy taught me how to play the Rake"

by Ben Waller April 1, 2008

Shoe itchy

Shoe itchy is a joke pronounciation of Shuichi Saihara's (from New Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony) name. Many people make jokes using his name like Pooichi given to him by Miu Iruma.

(V3 character): Hey Shoe itchy!
Shuichi: Oh my god-

by i-buki-mio-da December 8, 2020

Gabe Itch

Your child’s kahoot name because it sounds like Gay Bitch

“Bro, what’s your kahoot name”

“Ben Dover, what’s yours?”
“Gabe Itch”

by Iamasiansoinoracist May 30, 2020

iPatch

An iPod or similar device which contains only pirated songs or videos.

"Oh yeah, I have the new Kevin Smith flick. I'll give you a copy, let me get it off my iPatch."

by Nobody-Special March 16, 2009