Ipoop

Using a IPhone or Ipad to read on line (instead of a magazine)while sitting down going to the bathroom usually causing your legs to fall asleep due to longterm sitting.

Dominic often IPoop's for nearly an hour causing him to lose feeling in his legs when he goes to get up upon finishing up.

by rbirdy April 23, 2018

ipoop

You shat your self in public

Ow no mummy ipoop

by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 14, 2020

Ipoop

Spending more time on the toilet because you are on your phone

Charlie is still in the bathroom, he must be Ipooping

by EarlierBird February 6, 2023

impoopments

your peenis impoopments

i got a gun no girls girls gotta die you anbd yo peenis impoopments. RYDEWR AND GRENDELL

by nofreaks May 23, 2018

i-poop touch

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.

i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.

by karaoke008 November 12, 2012

iPeople

People who are so consumed in their iPod culture that they never are actually seen without earbuds in their ear, and an iPod proudly displayed.

Mark:"Dude, does John still have his earbuds in?"
Matt:"Dude, John is one of those iPeople. I heard he hasn't actually taken them out since 2002.

by Erik Belsaas March 15, 2006

impoopment

the opposite of improvement

John and Kate were working on a project. John made a change to the project that Kate didn't like. Kate then said to John: "Man, what an impoopment!"
funny joke

by pxs1919 August 3, 2012