iwned

Another form of saying OWNED! However.. it adds the effect that there's an I in there.. SO it can double as "I OWNED" and so on...

Origin: An avid gamer, known only as Yoss, was the first to coin the term.

Yoss: "OMG NUT! I JUST IWNED YOU!"
Nut: "!@#$% Oh.. and I suck"

by Yoss December 7, 2006

iPwned

Collective noun used to refer to those addicted to the use of Apple's iPhone ("iPwn"). Used by analogy with "the damned."

In 2007, the legions of crackberry addicts were replaced by the iPwned...

by pblair December 12, 2008

iPwned

1. What just happened to all the other SmartPhone/MP3 player makers as of MacWorld 2007.
2. What will happen to all the crackberry users once the iPhone is released.

"Wow...the Zune just got *so* iPwned..."

"I've been iPwned by my email for the last six hours while stuck in the airport!"

by DGroo December 13, 2008

iPwned

When you buy an expensive new iPhone that fails to activate properly.

I can't believe I stood in line this morning just to come home and find the thing won't activate. I totally got iPwned.

by Andy K new york August 3, 2008

iPwned

a word meaning "pwn" or "pwned", but using the "i" before it, like apple's iPod, iTunes, iMac, etc. since mac is taking over everything.

"dude! i just took out your whole team solo. you guys got iPwned!"

by Wes T September 14, 2008

i owned you

1. An expression used to state you used to have a romantic relationship before, and now you don't.

2. A general expression when you lose a thing you owned, and then, when in the verge of confrontation, you say.

Richard: I owned you, Sallie Mae.
Sallie Mae: Well, it's too late now, Richard.

Man: Damn! I owned you, Nintendo!

by subtle September 22, 2005

I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

by Parasyte January 28, 2003