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hypocriticizer

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".
Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
by bobcajun July 15, 2010
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Hypocriticism

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of
Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism
by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019
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Hypocritis Disease

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
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Hypocritical liar

Someone who lies about other people lying.
Person 1: "Person 2 is lying"
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)

Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.
by dishonest March 15, 2014
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Hypocritipotamus

Hypocrite + Hippopotamus = Hypocritipotamus

1. Someone involved in a large scale of hypocrisy.
2. An obese hypocrite.
3. An actual hippopotamus who is a hypocrite.
4. A hungry, hungry hypocrite.
Fox News is a Hypocritipotamus.
by Jre October 29, 2009
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Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.
Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?
by shaneurysm September 22, 2011
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hypocriticize

The act of being critical and hypocritical at the same time.
For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.

"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.
by bexness June 17, 2016
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