Hypnotize

System of a Down's (SOAD) 5th album-to-be. It is part two of the two disc album Mezmerize/Hypnotize. Hypnotize is due out 4 months later on September 27, 2005. You must buy this album. If Mezmerize was mezmerizing, then Hypnotize will be hypnotizing.

Dude ONE: Dude! MEZMERIZE totally kicked ass!

Dude TWO: I KNOW DUDE! I Can't wait till Hypnotize comes out! It's gonna kick bigger ass!

Random Dude THREE: WoORdD!

by Vicken June 10, 2005

hypnotized

to be stunningly shocked while looking at ones named christy's buttox.

"you look hypnotized!"

by Jklaklslkgnds March 08, 2008

hypnotism

The act of being hypnotized

I'm a hypnotist so I use lots of hypnotism

by Trumpet.2015 February 16, 2015

hypnotic

Popularised by the life and times of internet celebrity hypnotic4502, "hypnotic" is slang for a 35+ year old male who is going absolutely no where in life and, due to this, spends the majority of his time on the internet.
Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an internet girlfriend (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.

That guy certainly is a hypnotic! He must lead a particularly pathetic life.

by HotBallsJohnson August 08, 2006

hypnotically beautiful

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.

The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

by I, Wreckerrr January 11, 2017

Hypnotize Minds

Record Label including Three 6 Mafia, Frayser Boy, Lil Wyte. Run by DJ Paul and Juicy J "Da Supa Producas"

Hypnotize Minds HO! Mafia-Mafia-Mafia

by Zlatigol9 November 21, 2004

booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

by Jedibean December 28, 2007