hornophobia

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe

"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"

by Demoteus September 24, 2005

hyperphobia

A pathological fear of extremely active people or fast paced situations.

Panic caused by an auctioneer's extremely rapid speaking style may indicate a condition of hyperphobia.

by Sirlafsalot April 26, 2014

Honophobia

The irrational fear of misspelled words

1:Fix your mistake before Jared has a panic attack- He's Honophobic!

2:What's that?
3:He has Honophobia!

by TaeTaeIsAThot November 21, 2018

hyphnophobia

Fear of sleeping

Having hyphnophobia makes no sense.

by Its.Zack February 13, 2009

Hydrophobia

When your swimming in a pool and you suddenly feel the temperature rise and realize your swimming in someone else's pee and immediately leave the pool and never want to get in one again.

Girl: eh no I have hydrophobia from..last time
Friend: I said I was sorry it just..leaked
Girl: I'm never swimming again.

by Cease your faggotry July 20, 2017

hornophobia

hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.

The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005

hydrophobia

aversion to water, esp. a symptom of RABIES

Someone that acts like a spack near water probably has hydrophobia which means they probably have RABIES!

by lu-c April 25, 2004