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that hot chick you visit twice a year to shove instruments in your mouth and give you a free toothbrush. she knows damn well you don't "floss twice a day".
my dental hygienist says I definitely don't floss every day...how does she know?!
by Crystiene B. November 17, 2022
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anal hygienist

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An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections
Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?
by Jack Waxman April 11, 2024
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Å primary dental healthcare provider who cleans your teeth. Dental Hygienists first earn a degree, which takes 4 years. The first 2 years of college classes are the same pre-reqs as nurses; the 2nd 2 years are dental. After graduating, they must take a national written board exam, a regional practical board exam, and sometimes a state board exam, in addition to a state jurisprudence exam.
We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!
Patient: Bruh, my dental hygienist is always nagging me to floss more. It’s so annoying!
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…
by SuperRDH October 6, 2025
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hygienes

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Any of a number items available for purchase in the prison commissary. More common examples would be deoderant, soap, shampoo, sanitary napkins, tooth paste, and fingernail clippers.
Shanaynay and Big Mama are in the SHU (Special Housing Unit) because they were fighing over hygienes. The unit officer had enough.
by sanjac1836 May 26, 2008
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hygienically challenged

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a person who is unable to maintain proper hygene.
Audra: "Wow Brandon, you really need to take a bath"
Brandon: " But Audra, it's only been 4 days!"
Audra: "That is not acceptable, take a bath. You are starting to make me believe that you are hygienically challenged."
by Audra and Brandon July 18, 2006
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The verb form of performing any and all actions related to hygiene (showering, brushing teeth, etc..).
Damn I'm dirty, gonna need to hygenisize hardcore before I go to sleep tonight.
by Swice April 17, 2005
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Hygieneitis

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An industrial hygienist or industrial hygiene major who has a big ego and thinks they are better than everyone else and can do no wrong. They dress like they are important even though they aren't.
Tyler must be suffering from hygieneitis. He thinks he's all that just because he got an internship and works as a grad assistant. He must iron his shirt between every class.
by safetygeek1987 April 17, 2011
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