Hydroflask

That one water bottle

Random Person At School: ooooooo she's/he's rich! They have a hydroflask

Me: Look at you, you have one too!

by gemini789 August 2, 2019

Hydrofluoric shower

When your allergic to water or have an autoimmune disorder and try to relax and take a nice shower

Person 1: how are you doing
Person 2: well I just took a hydrofluoric shower

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

hydrotheophobia

Fear of a water god or Poseidon.

Kid 1: You know that one kid that's afraid of Poseidon?
Kid 2: Yeah, he has hydrotheophobia.
Kid 1: That's crazy.

by Aidandatguy @ Bryley06 March 1, 2022

Hydroflask

A metal water bottle that vsco girls have claimed as part of their "culture" and covered with stickers. Can be conveniently used as a weapon to knock these annoying pieces of shit unconcious.

Stupid girl: wow you have a hydroflask sksksksksks
Me: *swings bottle like a hammer knocking this bitch into next week*

by A not stupid person September 12, 2019

hydroflask

a basic bitch

Talia was being such a hydroflask when she got starbucks

by bg43 February 21, 2017

Hydroflask

Object that annoying bitches always seem to drop

Girl 1: *drops hydroflask* and I oop-I dropped my hydroflask sksksksksk

Girl 2: isn't it like the sixth time you dropped it today

by Basic bish August 23, 2019

Hydrofrackingwhore

A woman who chases after the men that have come to town with the gas companies. You will find them anywhere the process of hydraulic fracturing is taking place. They bear a striking resemblance to the prostitutes that swarmed over California during the gold rush in the 1850s. They come to take advantage of the possibility of getting married to a prosperous hydrofracker or businessman. But end up becoming mistresses to high rolling engineers who can afford to keep them in the lifestyle they desire. Selling themselves to the highest bidder they are showered with gifts ranging from expensive cars to trips to foreign Countries. Being that these men are starved for female attention they often create camps where the woman and her pack of feral children can sustain themselves so that they are more accessible to needs of the man. Considering nothing more than their selfish need for material possessions they show complete disregard for self-dignity, abandoning their children to attend to the needs of whoever is providing the most of what they want. Often displaying characteristics of a sociopath they live in a make believe world filled with delusions of grandeur and narcissistic tendencies. They view themselves as superior based on their ability to achieve materialistic wealth by offering themselves as nothing more than sexual objects for a community of men who has very limited options when it comes to the company of the opposite sex.

whore prostitute hydraulic fracturing her only talent is being being a hydrofrackingwhore.

by informedaboutgasdrilling May 22, 2011