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my butthole hurts

Hey retard, the fuck you doing looking up ''my butthole hurts,'' hey idiot guess what no one gives a fuck. Here another words for butthole for you retard:

a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole
Max: Hey dude!
Tyler: Oh hey bro, I cant have gay sex with you today because my butthole hurts
by imhavingamentalbreakdown October 8, 2018
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my pee pee hurts

When you cannot touch yourself because it’s against the lord
Mom! my pee pee hurts! Mom- we’ll god knows you were touching yourself and that is a sin 😡
by ur boi god February 24, 2018
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my left ear hurts

A dreamnotfound moment has happened.

The phrase stemmed from a tiktok where a girl claimed that she has psychic abilities that allow her to feel when energy shifts because it makes her left ear hurt. She went on to say that her left ear started hurting when thinking of/watching dream and george. Thus, she concluded that something was suddenly going on between them.

This tiktok spread to twitter, where the term started being used by both dnfers and nondnfers whenever a “dreamnotfound moment” happened. This term has since spread to tiktok as well.
George: *sends dream a tiktok about wanting to rail him*

The Twitter Timeline: my left ear hurts
by Phiner Phandom March 9, 2021
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Hurts Doughnut

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.
Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.
by Tamaki-chan March 29, 2009
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hurtscore

a combination of the terms hurting and heat-score. a bogus kid who could potentially be busted for a bogus crime.

hurtscore could also refer to a real shitty person.
"Hey Ricky have you seen Donny lately?" "Nah, last I heard he was busted stealing pornos from the Mike's Mart.". Aww man, that dude is hurtscore."

or

"Man I am sick of hanging out with Tim." I know Ron, that guy is hurtscore."
by mastahurtbag May 19, 2009
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your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.
Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005
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my stomach hurts

A term used to get out of sex when you aren't feeling it.
Also used to get out of anythang you don't wanna do.
Girl: baby let me ride youu.
Guy: Ohh but my stomach hurts baebae
by 3T3RNAL.SOUL August 5, 2016
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