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Humungousaur Bitchus 

A rare species of bitch. They are so bitchy that they are known to warp the fabric of space and time just by existing. They exist to make everyone's lives a living hell, and should be avoided at all costs.
Person 1: Briana started going out with me just so i would spend money on her... she never put out and ignored me on all of our dates... To top it off she would never stop fucking her ex-bf!

Person 2: Sounds like you've had the bad experience of being with a humungousaur bitchus... lets destroy her.

humungoboobs

Massive monster tits which meet the following criteria:
1) So large that they are distinguishable, even under a winter coat.
2) When walking on unlevel ground, the breasts will cause your body to sway with the movement of them
3) They cause arousal when touched, even slightly.
Yael: I'm starting to think he turned me into a girl and made my boobs big on purpose
Dan: Nahh, I doubt it. I asked Lynn about it and he said he felt really bad.
Yael: Anyway, how do you stop... ya know... the jiggling?
Dan: You don't. You can try wearing a bra.
Yael: I'm not wearing a bra!
Dan: With those size F humungoboobs, that's your only hope, and even then, it won;t help much.

humungocock 

A new infection for the penis, it makes your penis overwhelmingly large and uncontrollable, you never know when you will ejaculate or urinate, your pants will rip in half of the size of the penis, it's like that scene in Akira, but it's just the cock. Your ball-sacks will stay the same, however in rarer cases one or three of the balls will grow even bigger than the cock and surround it like a cancer. It can grow so bad, that the heartbeat monitor sounds in the hospital will turn into big loud moans, worst case scenario, explosion and dedication for ULTRA SEX.
JARED: MOM MOM, MY PENIS IS GROWING BIGGER BY THE SECOND DO I HAVE THE humungocock
MOM: IT'S JUST FINE YOUR PROBABLY JUST EJACULATING
JARED: ARE YOU SURE BECAUSE A THIRD BALL JUST GREW
MOM: WHAT THE FUCK?
humungocock by toxicerous February 1, 2021

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.
Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!