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to openly and utterly fuck someone or something. often found humorous in television programs
Angelina was humping her best friend Alice in the children's television show Agelina Ballerina. The mice girls were laughing and giggling and quite enjoying themself
humping by fandango2girl July 1, 2009
don,t come searching humping up go to church you pervs.
humping by nigga got ass212 November 5, 2020
1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.
1). Bob Shumway even allows to hump on objects or something or Gordon Shumway or Flo Shumway Like this.
2). Gordon Shumway doesn’t see daylight but he’s humping on the blanket after he woke up.
Humping by MayDayMeh July 1, 2018
The force to push you private into someone. Dogs make the face when doing it. Is often a way to prevent taking clothes off while still getting it on.
Wow she humps good. Or: Start humping me babe.
Humping by Lids22 June 20, 2021

humping the stat monkey 

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

Humping her leg 

To hit on someone sexually, either aggressively or persistently, but not violently.
Variations include "humping the leg", "hump her leg"
She knew that if she wore that little black dress to the bar, she’d have guys humping her leg all night long.
Humping her leg by sef6 December 1, 2011