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Facebook Humanitarian

someone that joins and/or becomes fan of all types of "causes" on Facebook and is always posting on his/her wall something about helping the poor and suffering. However in real life this person does not live up to this at all.
Guy: "hey did you see Kendra's FB page, she's joined like a 100 causes and is always reminding us to don't forget about the suffering and to stay green.

Guy2 : She's sucha Facebook Humanitarian; last night my father saw her running away in her hummer after dumping her old tv down the street.
by Kakashi-Senpai March 5, 2010
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humanize

"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"

"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"

"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"

"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
by jeny October 24, 2007
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Humanizing

The act of who humans FUCKINNGGGG
“Hey, I really enjoyed humanizing last night with you.”
by Kaybugg1995 December 26, 2019
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humanzee

a hairy primate intermediate species dwelling in the triangle formed by the regions of Karachi, Lahore and Shlong in South Asia.

humanzees walk upright and are covered with course thick black fur that approximates human pubic hair.
"I love my man hairy , my baby daddy so hairy and so fine, he a humanzee!!!!"
by hyder rishad March 6, 2005
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humanitarian sex

Humanitarian sex is to engage in sexual activity with an individual you have no attraction to in order to assist in their emotional well-being and enhancement of self esteem. Humanitarian sex is never performed whilst wearing beer goggles. It is an act of pure selflessness for the greater good of humanity.
Having humanitarian sex with an extremely large woman so that she feels good about herself and her body.
by Quintin In Zurich January 13, 2008
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humanzee

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush
the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?
by maks March 9, 2004
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humaniterrorist

An disingenuous human rights activist who uses a non-governmental organization (NGO) to cloak a pernicious political agenda, while espousing or inciting violence, as well supporting or cooperating with terrorist organizations.
In a June 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert referred to the Gaza Freedom Flotilla as "an armada of humaniterrorists."
by GolM September 16, 2012
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