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Hulk Shlong

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The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.
Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.

How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
by Jared FatFace February 4, 2009
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Hulk Sex

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When a man ejaculates on his hand and punche's a woman in the face, and then the woman does a hulk sound.
I was so pissed off yesterday so i gave the bitch some Hulk Sex, made my day.
by Ass Violater12334 October 28, 2010
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When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'
Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within


Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'
by Phil Ireland August 24, 2008
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The Hulk Smash

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The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.
by The_Prophet December 15, 2008
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hulk shlong

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a force so great that is in the crotch of hulk, it is so big that if you get the hulk turned on you will get ripped in half
did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong
by kiiiiiiiii 12 February 4, 2009
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Hulk Smash

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When a man ejaculates onto his fist and punches a Man/Woman in the face
I was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during sex so i Hulk Smashed her and she quieted down.
by A Happy Tragedy November 11, 2011
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Hulk Smash

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A sexual act in which the man ejaculates onto his fist, and after doing so punches the sexual partner in the face and yells repeditally " HULK SMASH GRRRRRR"
"Oh god it hurt when johnny Hulk smashed me"
by Franman... June 9, 2011
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