The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.
Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
by Jared FatFace February 4, 2009
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When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'
Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within
Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'
Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'
by Phil Ireland August 24, 2008
Get the Hulk Smash!!! mug.The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
by The_Prophet December 15, 2008
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did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong
by kiiiiiiiii 12 February 4, 2009
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by A Happy Tragedy November 11, 2011
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