A humorous, extremely long and highly controversial forum post which is often filled with jarring criticism and hate towards something in particular. It is usually reserved for the most heinous of forum flaming trolls.
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A person that modifies their mass production car with high performance race parts but only takes it to Cars and Coffee or to the office. Also includes anyone constantly swapping out parts for other parts perceived to be higher performing so the car is never "ready" for anything other than making another appointment to swap out coilovers, yet again.
Very close relative of Hard Parker but chasing imagined performance gains constantly
Very close relative of Hard Parker but chasing imagined performance gains constantly
"You see that Hujan on the forums? This is their third set of coilovers! They don't even drive the car!" -Auto-X Nerd
"Yeah, they keep saying their car isn't ready for the track because they need three way adjustables! They don't even have any seat time!" -Track Junky
"Wow, what a Hujan! Just drive the car bro, send it! Stop putting performance parts on your car if you're just gonna stand around and look at it in the parking lot!" -Drifter Bro
"Yeah, they keep saying their car isn't ready for the track because they need three way adjustables! They don't even have any seat time!" -Track Junky
"Wow, what a Hujan! Just drive the car bro, send it! Stop putting performance parts on your car if you're just gonna stand around and look at it in the parking lot!" -Drifter Bro
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