hugspam

A flurry of brief messages expressing sympathy ("hugs") in a group chat, especially messages that give the impression of childishness or insincerity.

An example of hugspam:

Alice: My dog died today.
Bob: Oh noes hugs!
Carol: ~*~HUG~*~
Dave: thoughts and prayers!
Eliza: :huggles you:
Frank: hugzzzzzz
Gwen: Q_Q

by J0lt February 3, 2023

Hugshake

The awkward fumbling after greeting who is usually a distant relative. Neither party is sure whether to hug or shake hands, and so the dance begins, wherein both parties seem to do a sped-up version of the robot, first extending an open hand, then switching to open arms, with the other party doing the opposite.
Usually, this occurs with an in-law, but in some cases a drunkle is involved.
This always results in awkwardness, embarrassment, and comedy.

Mack: Did you see my hugshake with Mel?
Jake: Oh fuck, that was more awkward than Sarah Palin trying to answer a question about foreign policy.
Mack: ...so you're trying topical humour, eh? Palin, really?
Jake: Piss off, Mack.

by Timbo_Slice February 28, 2009

Hustad

A town in Norway.

The Surname of the greatest family in existence. The Hustad Clan is known for being both good looking and having IQ's above 160. It is also not uncommon for them to be able to drink large quantities of alcohol and not even be buzzed. Hustad's are also the most humble people you will ever meet.

A surfing term for someone that can hang 11. Their 10 toes and long penis.

A term used to describe a viking that can drink all of the Norse Gods under the table.

"Wow, that guy is so incredibly good looking and smart, he must be a Hustad."

"Dude, i was surfing and i was able to do a Hustad for about 30 seconds."

"Look at that Hustad drink, Odin and Thor are already down and Sif is about to pass out."

by Norwasian September 1, 2009

hustava

A very unique and handsome person; has a way with words, tend to have a knack for cooking yummy food (eggs, spaghetti, & bacon), strong soothing singing voice, will keep you on your toes, then make you curl your toes, best sex and kiss ever. Receding hairline but hides it well. Has dashing facial features, captivating eyes, and a rockin' hard bod. Humor is awesome, always knows a joke. Hairy as hell

aka flawless

Mary: OMG I MET THIS GUY AND HE'S PERFECT.

Susie: really!? He's gotta be a Hustava.

Mary: yeah fo sho.

by toehair October 7, 2009

hugsturbate

To hug oneself.

I hugsturbate in public.

by Lungslice April 8, 2010

Hugstage

Derived from the word hostage, someone who you hug and refuse to let go of is your hugstage. If someone hugs you and won't let go, you are their hugstage.

Friend 1- I'll miss you too, but can you let go now? I really have to go or I'll miss my flight…

Friend 2- No, you can't leave. You're my hugstage!

by Raymatts January 11, 2012

hugsband

A man who is married but the only action he gets is hugs.

Jack used to get it twice a day, but ever since his kid was born he’s been a hugsband.

by slxpluvs June 6, 2018