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Hertzfeld

A HUGE ass family that dwells in the depths of Ohio and Wisconsin. They breed like rats and OWN AWHS. They have a distinctive look and are know for being the sexiest people on earth. Everybody loves a good farm boy. Don't fuck with them!
I love a good farmer, just like a Hertzfeld
by THE Hertzfeld January 15, 2011
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Samuel Huerta

A very fat Mexican, Sammy is straight out of the suburb of Cicero Illinois (you already know he not wts) he was a wannabe Gd then turned maniac due to him liking nazi symbols cause he hates blacks. Even tho Cicero is 99% Mexicans that wish they lived in lil village. In fact Samuel Huerta is just a fat peice of lard that’s wishes to be a Maniac and creams of the idea of meeting elvy the god. In conclusion he’s worthless and morbidly obese. He is known to be posted up at 52nd ct (dry ass block)
Yoooo you herd Samuel Huerta flipped Latin king
by Fto Xavier Brass July 27, 2020
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hammer don't hurt 'em

Something said to a person when that person is obviously exceeding expectations. Kind of like, "Go easy, you're doing too good of a job. The others don't stand a chance."

Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.

A reference to MC Hammer's third album.
When you have on a sharp new outfit that's going to help you win over the ladies, a friend might say to you before you go out, "Hammer don't hurt 'em."
by sammee m January 10, 2014
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hurt/comfort

A trope in writing (often fanfiction) where a character is emotionally or physically hurt and another character helps to comfort them.
Beet is emotionally unstable. Which is to say that Beet only reads hurt/comfort fics.
by yeemister November 3, 2021
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Bag of Hurt

Something that causes more trouble or problems that the benefits can outweigh.
Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It's great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex, we're waiting till things settle down and Blu-ray takes off in the marketplace.
by itsross March 16, 2009
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Pornelius Hubert

My full name is Pornelius Hubert
by ColaCode July 14, 2018
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Hurtball

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
by Crazy Dragons for life July 10, 2010
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