Houdinki

When a man who you think has a large penis (aka dink) ends being smaller than than you expected

Britney: girl I bet he got that good dick
Becky: Nah girl, he a houdinki. It’s real small

by Kare621 May 13, 2020

Hodinkee

To worsen a situation by unnecessarily interfering in its design/arrangement.

(Based on the Watch publication “Hodinkee” collaborating on perfectly good watch designs, hiking up the price and making them worse.)

Adding to Urban Dictionary now…

A) Oh man, why is John getting involved…?

B) yeah, he’s gonna Hodinkee that meeting.

by Beverley Whiffington-Pong February 1, 2024