When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet
Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!
by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2018
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why are u searching this on here and not google?
person 1: how do you do homework?
person 2: pay attention in class homie
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Greeting a stranger for the first time by farting in their mouth. Walk up to the (normally) female victim, grab them by the ponytail, lift your anus directly into their mouth line and float an air biscuit. in their general direction.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom. and was known as a "Korean Hello"

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts. "A fine how do you do" if the western version of this ancient Korean American custom.

Synonym. "Korean Hello"
Oh shit dude.. I've got this whole thing with HR on Monday?

What happend?

I gave the one of the copywriters in the marketing department a fine how do you do. The cunt started crying.

Well mate. At least she know's who's the boss now.

Yeah I suppose. I miss the days when I could have just smashed her back doors in instead.
by Trumper Dumper February 2, 2021
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1. Short for "How are you doing?" It can also be used for the pickup variety of that question, "How you doin'? ;-)"

2. Also short for "How did you do?"
(1)
Guy: How you do? Baby.
Girl: OMG, where did you learn how to speak? That's your pickup line? hahahaha

(2)
You: How you do?
Guy: I used the line that you told me, but she laughed at me. That was so messed up.
by w3source February 12, 2008
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Phrase spoken to a person who walks in on a conversation that would sound wrong if they heard it.
Example 1:
Person 1 - I wouldn't worry about it. The computer says the average size for a 15 year old is 6.579 inches.
Person 2 - Yeah.
Person 1 - The thing is...
*person walks in*
Person 1 - How you doing? Doing good?


Example 2:
Person 1 - But you have to pay a lot of money for those.
Person 2 - I agree totally. I would never use those.
Person 1 - See, sometimes, I take my toy lightsaber and...
*person walks in*
Person 2 - How you doing? Doing good?
by Grif July 5, 2004
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