housebroken

What happy wives say about husband who share fairly housechore :)

"My husband's housebroken 'cause he knew from day one that couples who split the housework fairly are the happiest between the sheets. They have the most sex, are the most satisfied with their sex lives, and express the highest level of sexual intimacy."

by Alain97133 October 22, 2015

Preparing for a HouseBreaking

Simply preparing of a HouseBreaking with associates

"Dan" and "Aniik" are in their apartment and Preparing for a HouseBreaking

Come on, let's take bag and mask

by Abdhel August 1, 2024

Housebeater

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"

by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

HouseBroken

"HouseBroken" is an animated series that takes an irreverent look at human behavior through the lens of animals. The animals' search for meaning often leads them on wild adventures, far away from the cushy confines of domestic pet life. Honey, a standard poodle, leads the group, encouraging them to confront their issues. The animals include Shel, a sex-positive tortoise with intimacy issues and a knack for choosing unconventional partners; Tabitha, an aging Persian cat beauty queen who is trying to adjust to life off the cat show circuit; The Gray One, a street smart cat who lives with about 30 other cats and has his one eye on Tabitha; Chico, a chonky, co-dependent cat who is in an unhealthy relationship with his neglectful owner; Diablo, a sweater-wearing, anxious terrier with OCD tendencies; Max, a social-climbing Hollywood pig formerly owned by George Clooney; and Chief, a dopey St. Bernard who lives with Honey and enjoys tormenting squirrels and licking himself.

Just watched housebroken for the first time last night.

by Iamlilwoofy May 29, 2023