A snitch.
"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."
by Doc Soul April 07, 2009
Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.
by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019
by RickerMan! February 18, 2008
A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.
Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 19, 2022
by Jason B March 14, 2003
Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
by weird ass ploopy October 02, 2023
A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 06, 2024