House Mouse

A snitch.

"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."

by Doc Soul April 7, 2009

House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019

Housed as a mouse

When youre so fucked up, those are the only words you can think of.

Man!!! Im soo fucked up!! im housed as a mouse!

by RickerMan! February 19, 2008

House mouse

A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.

Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!

by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 18, 2022

house mouses

Boobs, tits, breasts.

Damn, Molly has some nice house mouses!

by Jason B March 13, 2003

house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

House Mouse

A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.

man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.

by Bamamba Manda March 5, 2024