The phenomenon where a member of the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals) seems increasingly attractive due to a lack of attractive people within certain surroundings.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.
by BigBoi on Trone November 1, 2009
Get the relative hotness mug.1. noun an overweight or heavyset female who exhibits some form of attractiveness, despite her large size. Often used to defend actions performed with said female.
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Los Hotness is the name of a famous duo originating in Melbourne, FL. It consists of two strapping young gents who are inexplicably dominant at anything they attempt. Many speculations have been made at the source of their power, but no one has been able to replicate their success.
Jeff: Hey bro, how did beach volleyball go?
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
by Dan Bandanna May 5, 2010
Get the Los Hotness mug.A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
Get the Hotness Detector mug.The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".
I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.
by JessLewis March 17, 2009
Get the Internet hotness conversion factor mug.Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009
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Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.
by lyssaloo June 30, 2009
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