Hot Michigan

When one person uses their lips to blows drugs up another person's ass, and then the other person defecates said drugs back into the first person's mouth.

My name is Corey and you gotta give me those drugs Hot Michigan style

by qringo August 25, 2011

microwave the hot dog

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Michael Watts he made me hot

A line used by Paul Wall in the hit song “Still Tippin”

“Michael Watts he made me hot. Hard Work took me to the top.”

by badddthottie May 23, 2018

michigan hot

Someone who in real life isn't very hot, but at Michigan where everyone else is ugly, they somehow become attractive.

"Mike is average looking, but here at UMICH he's Michigan Hot"

by morelikehurricanetortilla December 17, 2017