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Hose Beast

A promiscuous woman who tries to gain control of every penis in her geographic area.
"Me and all my friends have banged that nasty hose beast."
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Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
by M J R May 4, 2005
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Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
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Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008
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Psycho Hose Beast

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
by Bewesy December 11, 2003
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Psycho Hose Beast

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
by RebelJel December 24, 2019
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Hose Beast

A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.
Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening
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