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nortonize

to install a Norton/Symantec related antivirus program on your computer and therefore bog down your system with bloated, mostly unnecessary, add-ons.
I should have chosen that free antivirus software, but instead, I paid a lot of money for this popular brand, and now my system is so slow and completely nortonized.

He told me I would regret this installing the antivirus software because I would nortonize my system.
by cfgenie February 9, 2010
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hattonize

to knock out senseless; the depression that follows;
They didn't dare going toe to toe with Pacquiao for fear of getting hattonized.
by TheIconoclast June 10, 2011
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harmonized fart

A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.
Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."

Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."

Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."
by Dubstep Quantum December 4, 2013
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Hormonie

Because of stress, the pregnant lady was acting overly hormonie.
by DJ Beaver April 11, 2009
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Hortonite

The branding given to children who attend Horton hichschool in Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Hortonite boys are known for their extremely small testicles which are usually accompanied by an extremely small penis.

The hortonite girls are all skanky skanky hoes unless, of course, they too have a penis.
"The Hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small testicles"

"The hortonite girls are skanky skanky hoes"
by Suck_My_Nkec January 24, 2005
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hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.
Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"
by Trystane August 29, 2010
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Hornize

To culturally increase traits associated with the Horn of Africa, or its inhabitants, Horners and Cushites.
They Hornized our curriculum
by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2019
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