horstman

A German last name meaning one with nature and better than others aka a god

Horstman is a god among gods

by Joeizzle July 5, 2008

Hoisty Mcshving

a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them

Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!

by derekthethird December 3, 2009

Horst Seehofer

Horst Seehofer is a popular German politician of the CSU party which is common in Bavaria.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.

Stan:
“Are you a horst?

Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”

Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”

by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018

Yeeyee on my horsey

yeeyee on my horsey means to yeeyee on a horsey, that’s it folks.

I yeeyee on my horsey bro

by Fucc April 8, 2019

Getting Horsey

To 'get horsey' is to take ketamine

"We getting horsey tonight mate?"

"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.

sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY

by your mom March 3, 2004

Horseyface

Horseyface (n). A term given to a monkey with a long strong face, similar to Barbaro. Horseyfaces are known for face slapping, belching, and being bad husbands. See also, Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

Why did Meggers ever agree to marrying Horseyface, that long faced 1/2 monkey 1/2 Seabiscuit?

by Monkey Gray October 31, 2007