HorseBack Riding

A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to stay on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early saturday morning, so it doesnt get too hot. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars. Considered the hardest sport, But in the end, Its worth it.

Person 1: horseback riding is gay&easy.
Person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.

Person 1: My ass hurts like crazy!
Person 2: Why? all you did was ride yesterday.
Person 1: What the hell.

by youme&thebeach September 9, 2009

Horseback Riding

A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early every saturday during summer the only time you have free because of school. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. Considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. It also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.

what did you do this weekend?
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.

Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.

How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.

by Jeffnjoe March 22, 2009

Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

Horseback riding

When you are doing doggy style and you pull out before ejaculating and nut on her back

Horseback riding

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Horsehack

1. Proclamation of sudden disgust, generally paired with the word "Aww". See shit
2. Something that is blatantly incorrect or immoral

Word must be uttered using a low, raspy voice with a southern accent.

Aww horsehack!
That is horsehack!

by Cletus T. Washington January 5, 2005

horsewhacker

An exceptionally long penis, so called because it is out of proportion to the average male body and long and thick enough to strike a person.

"My horsewhacker is thicker than a donkey dick and longer than an ox cock."

by mattykay August 20, 2009

Wolfbagging On Horseback

See wolfbagging, however Wolfbagging On Horseback is performed using a pancetta-wrapped prune on the end of the string as opposed to the more traditional piece of bacon

I thought we'd go for a bit of wolfbagging on horseback tonight, it IS christmas after all

by Crackhitler January 10, 2009