great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.

*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H January 10, 2006

Horny Toads

When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.

Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!

by GS-Caddy May 5, 2010

horntoad

An individual with a serious problem controlling their sexual desires, especially in public; Someone who is frequently horny.

Lizzy is such a horntoad, you can tell shes hardcore begging for Joe's D.

by fudgebuckets February 17, 2014

hornytoad

someone whos always looking for sexual stimulation regardless of selection...

John: Hey did you see that girl damn I'd like to fuck her.
Sam: dude you don't even know her!
John: I don't care I'd still fuck!
Sam: your such a hornytoad

by Rafting September 29, 2008

great hornytoads

1. Perhaps the most offensive exclamation in the human language.
2. Magnificent sexually excited amphibians

1. I shouted "great hornytoads" at a grocery store and got all these weird looks from people. Apparently they were pretty offended.
2. I don't want to go in that swamp, it's filled with great hornytoads.

by babaloulou December 1, 2003