Hornswoggle

A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.

That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday

by The Horrible Count December 15, 2008

Hornswoggle

A small asian child

check out that hornswoggle

by van Handels May 28, 2015

Hornswoggle

When your friend bamboozles you in a Madden game with a cheese play. They often win the game because of this play.

Friend: You totally got hornswoggled by me
You: Bro Shut up

by swampnuts12 January 18, 2022

hornswoggle

when you eat something quick and it is tasty

I hornswoggled that pizza up

by marshamlaloaw October 8, 2022

Hornswoggle

In the sport of pickleball, this is another word for a rally; or back and forth between players.

There were over a dozen hits between the two players, it was quite the hornswoggle!

by stonks4meplz June 1, 2023

Hornswoggle

An exclamitive to purvey a sense of disgust,mistrust or annoyance also anger

*gets scammed for 500 pounds" Hornswoggle this! Blasted wretched

by Jc420000 July 8, 2025

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008