Hornswoggle

1)Leprechaun
2) Crazy midget
3) WWE superstar

Hornswoggle loves the Lucky Charms.
Here comes Hornswoggle!

by Man-Bear September 22, 2007

hornswoggled

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

by D. Learned February 3, 2004

Hornswoggle

A derogatory name for one of the newest initiates of the fighter pilot community

Hornswoggle couldn't fly BFM, refuel, or make corn!

by ROCC December 22, 2008

hornswoggled

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

by Harry Baltzak September 6, 2016

Hornswoggle

A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.

That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday

by The Horrible Count November 27, 2008

Hornswoggle

A small asian child

check out that hornswoggle

by van Handels May 26, 2015