Hornswoggle Share definition Flag A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s. That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday Hornswoggle by The Horrible Count December 15, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Hornswoggle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch