When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.
"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"
"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"
"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"
by elky999 March 06, 2009
Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly.
Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.
Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.
by IKOB3AST June 02, 2023
My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.
by furrbrit December 27, 2013
A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.
Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.
by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005
Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)
Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)
Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!
Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)
Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!
by Keef Stonewood October 16, 2007
When a woman(or gay man) invites a man to their home under the pretext of a friendly hang out, but with their subtext being, "I'm gonna fuck that guy."
Sweetie, I went to hang out with Sarah and she jumped me.
That bitch tried to hornswaggle you?! I never trusted her.
That bitch tried to hornswaggle you?! I never trusted her.
by Bootsie M. Tripper III September 21, 2014
Originators of the style of punk rock music known as flamecore. One of the most popular of the San Diego punk rock bands to come out of the Hillcrest area. Proudly flying the flaming rainbow flag.
Hey Lance, I heard that Hornswaggled is playing tonite at Moby Dick's. We should go have a few Hard Ciders and Zima's at the show.
by Anonymous July 11, 2003