hornswaggle

The act of warming up in pickleball.

Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly.

Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.

by IKOB3AST June 2, 2023

hornswaggling

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Hornswaggle

When one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral sex

My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.

by furrbrit December 27, 2013

hornswaggle

A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.

Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.

by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005

hornswaggle

to wiggle one's fingers under someone else's chin while yelling out "HORNSWAGGLE!"

Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)

Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)

Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!

by Keef Stonewood October 16, 2007

Hornswaggle

When a woman(or gay man) invites a man to their home under the pretext of a friendly hang out, but with their subtext being, "I'm gonna fuck that guy."

Sweetie, I went to hang out with Sarah and she jumped me.

That bitch tried to hornswaggle you?! I never trusted her.

by Bootsie M. Tripper III September 21, 2014

hornswaggled

Originators of the style of punk rock music known as flamecore. One of the most popular of the San Diego punk rock bands to come out of the Hillcrest area. Proudly flying the flaming rainbow flag.

Hey Lance, I heard that Hornswaggled is playing tonite at Moby Dick's. We should go have a few Hard Ciders and Zima's at the show.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003