Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.

1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius

by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009

Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018

Cornelius

A Cornelius is a question asker.

Maurice, nigga, what is you talking about? From Cornelius

by Tyreeg00n April 2, 2019

Cornelius

Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.

Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.

Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?

by Mr. Dam July 14, 2010

Korneliusz

Fat gay polish fuck face. Gayest person alive. Blonde hair , beer belly and has no friends apart from his Roblox fat girlfriend. Only like boys.

That guy is such a korneliusz

by SexyBoyVincent October 26, 2019

Kornelius

Kornelius is a good person, he is not easy to love people, but if he loves someone he will not let go, the person is funny, and easy to talk to, if you have friends or something more called Cornelius you are very lucky

What an amazing person
Im kornelius

by Butet September 27, 2018

cornelius party

A party thrown in the wild, loud style of the music video "Cornelius" by the Bloody Beetroots.

The term may be used in crowded situations, as the phrase seems to be an oxymoron to many and therefore unappealing.

Man 1: You hitting up that cornelius party tonight bro
Man 2: Hell yeah I'm stoked

Untrendy uninvited onlooker: Cornelius party, must be some dungeons and dragons orgy... weirdos...

by lololololaidslololol August 19, 2009