Hoosher

A person who is poor, Smells unpleasant, Dresses in over-sized clothes or stinky clothes. Usually druged out. Uses words such as "Cashed (meaning tired) Cash Flow (meaning money). Also calls other people Hooshers.

Hoosher 1: That kid is a hoosher.
Hoosher 2: Naww dude you da Hoosher.
Hoosher 1: Fuck you Hoosher, Atleast i got my cash flow.
Hoosher 2:I'll see ya in the morning dude, I'm cashed.

by Ranger Lefty September 5, 2010

Hoopered

When your memes are destroyed or banned because they are deemed offensive, resulting in you and anyone else involved getting pissed off

Person 1: Did you here James got hoopered?
Person 2: Shit really? poor guy
Person 1: Yeah man but we are just sharing them in a facebook group now though, can't be hoopered in there

by St Andrews Meme Force August 8, 2018

Hoopster

Girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or "hooping" as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. They will follow hooping as a fad and "hoop" whenever there is a camera present, or when other "hoopsters" are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. Overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light.

"OMG that kid is SO amazing! SHE'S A MINI HOOPER!"

"SHE'S 5, ITS JUST A HOOLA-HOOP!"

"Fucking hoopsters..."

by anon15378 August 28, 2011

Homosphere

The greatest distance from which a gay person's aura emanates. Defined by a circumferential distance.

"I barely stepped into his homosphere before he started chatting me up. I need to work on my gaydar"

by bromantic September 27, 2009

hoopster

sneaky synonym for a whore. Possibly derived from the hoop earrings that hookers are known to wear.

Girl 1: Kelsey is such a total bitch
Girl 2: I know, what a hoopster!

by KChipster00 January 27, 2005

hoopcheese hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
Sam: "When i took her to my house, she told me to lick that shit off."

by concon conroy December 12, 2008

hoopshart

when your playing basketball and you shart when you shoot

you are playing basketball with your friends and you run to shoot the ball and while your shooting you shart which would be called a hoopshart.

by mclivisawewome December 25, 2010