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Hook Hop

Rap/Hip-Hop music that has a catchy hook and shitty lyrics. Usually done by a one hit wonder artist.
Pop, Lock, and Drop it. My Lip Gloss is Poppin. This is Why I'm hot. Party like a Rockstar...etc.

Person 1: I really like this song man.
Person 2: Nah man... it's just catchy, crappy ass hook hop I tells ya!
by DIABOLIC4L December 20, 2007
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Long Hooker

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009
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Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
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Hooked

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.
We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked
by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016
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Pants Hook

Sexual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.
W: Kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your Guess Jeans.

M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.
by Lord Wilmore March 6, 2010
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hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.
<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?
by tomayto July 6, 2009
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Hooker Tooth

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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