Hoofy

A dirty person with shabby clothes and a pony tail usually missing teeth and stoned. These people are seen walking or hitch-hiking because a) they cannot afford a car, b) no one would pick them up because they would steal your pot.

Look at that fuckin' hoofy hitching a ride. I bet he would kill us for our pot.

Hey, swerve the car and hit that hoofy over there.

by eggjones1 August 17, 2009

hoofie

When you basically have a camels hoof

Hannah Dawson from Alnwick, Northumberland has the best hoof and therefore got her name Hoofie

by garethb2k7 June 7, 2007

Hoofy Poofy

Clean synonym for gay or faggot

"I'm not messing with those hoofy poofy boys!!

by JimMeTheRocky June 24, 2011

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

the hoofie dab

The pie chucking chicken nugget loving gammon eating part time cricketer. "The Hoofie Dab"

Did you get out using the Hoofie Dab again ya piechucker?

by SundayPro September 13, 2023

Hoofie

Ivermectin surreptitiously administered.

Trump slipped me a hoofie and I was instantly cured of COVID.

by Duhon Rules! February 14, 2022