hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 11, 2004

Hoodwinker

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.

"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"

by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014

hoodwinked

to be bamboozled or tricked

They ripped me off! I have been hoodwinked!

by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

Hoodwinked

One of the most underrated animated films ever made. The films tells the story of Red Riding Hood but in the form of a police investigation. Everyone has either never heard of this movie (which is most people), seen it once and completely forgot it existed, or seen it so many times that they can recite the entire movie line for line, scene for scene, shot for shot, because it's permanently engraved in their brains (aka me).

Me: Have you ever seen this movie called Hoodwinked?
"Friend": Yeah, it sucked
Me: I'll end your worthless existence if you don't change your mind right now

by Hug Me ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ December 13, 2021

hoodwinker

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.

Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.

by sternwise October 1, 2006

Hoodwinked

When a store clerk deceives one into purchasing an overly expensive item. The said price is unknown to the customer and there fore they have been tricked

That clerk at Lush hoodwinked me into buying some expensive soap.

by Matt S. Wrong June 3, 2013

Hoodwinked

Getting tricked into unprotected sex by a man with an uncircumcised penis.

The doctor said "theres nothing wrong here he is just uncircumcised". She replied "I thought that was a strange looking condom!" The Doctor replied "Yup, you just got hoodwinked!"

by Stelow January 18, 2011