Hooflacker

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

by doofle February 9, 2012

hoodwicked

to be tricked in a hood or ghetto way

for a woman to ask her man to go somewhere for her but in the process she is with another man! {lady pimp}!!!

by naja a January 16, 2004

holickerpolicker

holy person/with a religion who pokes their nose into other people business

such a holickerpolicker taking an intrest in my shit

by Bobs uncle C November 7, 2006

Hoodlocked

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

Hoodwinker

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.

by Bill Ayers, Weather Underground, Member May 24, 2008

hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004