honkshoo

A Canadian sleep gnome in folklore. The creature is told to carry a child to good or bad dreams depending on certain aspects, such as going to bed on time and brushing their teeth.

“Wash your face before bed, or the Honkshoo will cause you nightmares!”

by SmudgeSpin January 9, 2021

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Tim honks

This actor won an Oscar for his portrayal of Forest Gump.

Peter Griffin: Oh oh Tim Honks Forest Gump I win
*screen show Tom Hanks as correct answer
Peter Griffin: Who?

by Horse glue September 30, 2021

Honkshoe

The noise you make when you snore.

Your grandma was Honkshoes way too much dude!

by Voodooray June 2, 2010

honks

From the german word "Hupen" which translates into honks but also into titties.

You to hot chick: "Hey, show honks"
She: "Eww, thats gross!!!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Hönksz'd

When a 10/10 girl asks you out, and you come up with a really bad excuse why you can't fuck her right than and there.

Friend: How did last night go?

Girl: I've been Hönksz'd. That's the third time this week.

Friend1: What is Carl doing?

Friend2: Don't mind him, he's just Hönkszing.

by Zsicikli April 30, 2021

Bull Honksworth

A stronger, harsher version of bullshit often bellowed when an unbelievable or otherworldly claim is made in your vicinity. Not to be confused with "Hogwash".

Also referred to as Bull Honks, Honksworth, or Honks.

Example 1
Friend 1: Dude, I would destroy you in a 1v1.

Friend 2: Bull Honksworth!!!

Example 2
"That's Honks, I shot that guy like 10 times!"

by Captain Flat July 26, 2018