Kenny and Mark were fighting over the last piece of pie and I said they should split it (even tho Mark's really da main homie) cuz I had to maintain homiestasis ya know...
by ballerinawithswagga November 22, 2015
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Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.
Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.
by Beachy-roni January 4, 2009
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by Kelly Wright June 17, 2008
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When I got home after the Halloween party late last night, I was homiesick from all the fun I had. Homesick
by Noviceyo January 1, 2016
Get the Homiesick mug.Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.
Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.
My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.
My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.
by Schniby February 8, 2010
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A. Yes?
Q. There you go, gettin' all Hinesian again.
A. Yes?
Q. There you go, gettin' all Hinesian again.
by jihgf April 22, 2010
Get the Hinesian mug.1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.
by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
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