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Dylan’s Homie

A person who is weird, acting sus, or annoying that no one wants to claim to know or claim to be friends with
* at a party *
Dan: Who’s that weird guy who’s in the kitchen? Who brought him?
Ian: Oh, that’s “Dylan’s Homie”
Dan: ahhh, makes sense

Homie Stock 

When you die from total BS in Smash Bros and your homie's like,"Don't worry, homie stock," and jumps off the platform to their death to even the amount of stocks to what it would be if the BS were not to occure
"DUDE! THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT! I CLIPPED THROUGH THE STAGE!"
"Don't worry buddy, Homie Stock."

*dies

"Thanks homie."

"Non problem homie."

homie suck 

The homie suck is when your friend decides to give you a blowjob. It usually happens if one or both of you are horny or bored. Since you're homies, you don't have to say no homo
Person 1: "Ugh, I was so horny last night that Chad gave me the homie suck."
Person 2: "Miss me with that gay shit, homie."
Person 1: "Naw man, it's cool. We're homies, so it's not gay."
Person 2: "Ah."
homie suck by TheHorniest June 1, 2018

Lost Homie Syndrome 

When your homie gets a taste of that sweet, sweet punani on the first date and drops everything else to make sure this girl stays happy just for some more punani
Bro I farted in front of Brian’s girls and know they both don’t talk to me, mans got lost homie syndrome
Lost Homie Syndrome by FattySpit1 November 20, 2018

homie swag 

The apperance, style, or way a homeboy/homegirl represents themself.
You can tell those G's have homie swag because they all wear the same color when they hang out together!
homie swag by pmoonelove1 August 4, 2010

Homie slap 

When u heterosexually slap ur homies ass

Unless you have a girl don t abuse the homie slap because u will seem gay to your homies

If u have a girl u are allowed to slap ur homies as much as you want
Guy:*slaps his homie*
The homie:*gets his ass slapped by the his homie*
Girl:"isn t that gay "
The guy:"nah i just homie slapped him"
Homie slap by Ya boy stefan October 16, 2019