Homer Gift

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

by El J May 3, 2007

Honey Glows

Giving someone the "honey glows" means making them blush, or making them giddy because they like you.

"She gives me the Honey Glows something awful."
"Sherlock gives John the honey glows."

by Mistress Van Gould November 7, 2012

Home Goods

A place to buy goods for your home. It has a nice selection of throw pillows.

Person One: I need a lamp
Person Two: Ok
Person One: I'm going to Home Goods
Person Two: Great

by Fire hydrant March 24, 2014

honey grinch

An ugly ass boy by the name of nas aka honey grinch

Ewwww honey grinch lookg ugly af today

by Queen vee December 10, 2016

Steeler's Home Game

Gangreen of the balls. When a man doesn't cum for so long that his balls go from blue to violet then lastly black, and every time they ejaculate infected yellow puss comes out instead of white semen.

Did you hear that Liam wasn't able to nut for three months? His blue balls got so bad that he ended up with a Steeler's Home Game.

by JTson February 12, 2021

Stay At Home Girlfriend

A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.

This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.

The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.

My ex-girlfriend Dani was a stay at home girlfriend.

by Socata January 2, 2009

Stay at home grad

A recent college graduate who has moved back home and is now cooking and running errands for his or her parents instead of working.

Keeks: So have you found a job yet?
Al: Ughh no, still a stay at home grad.

by someonePLEASEhireme July 19, 2009